The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bakers

Look. Three bakers. The fat one on the right with the white hair’s name is Wendell. You never found out the names of the other two. They were shafted sometime in the late 80’s by the Bureau of Census because no one ever figured out their stupid names. I believe they’re still collecting unemployment.

Wendell is still in the commercials, but it looks like he’s going to get the hook soon. Lately the commercials have been featuring more “real” human characters than cartoons. It’s one of those “grown-ups don’t get it” advertisements. You know what would be funny? If they had adult commercials that worked the same way. “Hey adults! Put the kids to bed, because the Spice Channel is JUST FOR ADULTS! And so is what’s inside!” You can imagine how they’d visualize that last sentence on your own.