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We Love Soundcloud Promotion

Soundcloud Promotions is a radio promotions company that specializes in the college format. We have been offering quality promotions since July 1995 and have been very successful in helping new artists get recognition. Our goal is to help new artists establish themselves by promoting them to college radio stations. Individual Marketing/Promotion Strategies are discussed with each clients to insure that their needs are met. For example, if a band is trying to chart, then we target the stations who report to that particular chart. If a client needs airplay to support a tour, we target stations in the markets where the band will be performing in. Every project that we accept gets 110% of our efforts. We only accept a certain amount of projects at a time to insure that each project gets all the attention it deserves. Other Details: Soundcloud Promotion company┬áhas positive relationships with the majority of…
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Lucky Charms Cereals

Lucky the Leprechaun could never leave the stupid cereal alone. He was always changing the marshmallows around & confusing the crap out of us kids. He started out with 4 marshmallows: pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, & green clovers. Blue diamonds were introduced in the mid-70’s, so my earliest memories include those 5. Then around 1985, they added a purple horseshoe, which originally belonged to a pissed off purple horse. Ok, at this point, it was fine. 6 marshmallows. You’d think they’d leave it go. But no, in the late 80’s, Lucky decided to add red balloons to the mix, marking the beginning of the downfall & utter corruption of Lucky Charms. Rainbows were added in the early 90’s. You’d think some dork like Jerry Falwell would notice something like this, but I guess not, because they’re still in there, teaching kids everywhere to be proud of who they…
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Various Cereals

Cookie Crook & Cookie Cop Cookie Crisp was awesome, period. The commercials today only feature Chip the dog, famous for his “COO-OOOOOOKIE CRISP!” howl. But Chip was once the pet of Cookie Crook, a sneaky little dude with a bandit mask & a chef’s hat. The two of them would try & bag some free Cookie Crisp, but Chip would always howl with joy at the sight of them, & that would signal Cookie Cop, a portly old Irish bobby, that someone was after his precious cereal. It was a rare occasion when Cookie Cop didn’t manage to catch Cookie Crook & Chip, & take them back to the station house, sans breakfast . The two humans were dropped in the mid-90’s. They are currently living together in an apartment in San Francisco. Poppy the Porcupine Poppy represented Corn Pops in the early 80’s. She carried a suitcase around with…
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The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bakers

Look. Three bakers. The fat one on the right with the white hair’s name is Wendell. You never found out the names of the other two. They were shafted sometime in the late 80’s by the Bureau of Census because no one ever figured out their stupid names. I believe they’re still collecting unemployment. Wendell is still in the commercials, but it looks like he’s going to get the hook soon. Lately the commercials have been featuring more “real” human characters than cartoons. It’s one of those “grown-ups don’t get it” advertisements. You know what would be funny? If they had adult commercials that worked the same way. “Hey adults! Put the kids to bed, because the Spice Channel is JUST FOR ADULTS! And so is what’s inside!” You can imagine how they’d visualize that last sentence on your own.…
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The Monster Cereals

Count Chocula I’m sure you’re all familiar with the chocolate-loving vampire with the single, flat-edged fang. If you put all the Monster Cereals on Survivor Island, Count Chocula would win the million, because chocolate for breakfast is totally rad. And there was enough chocolate in Count Chocula to turn the milk brown. Back in the day, the Count looked a bit more sinister than his present-day form, which looks sort of like Bob Saget & Larry the Cucumber had a their genes spliced together. Franken Berry The strawberry-loving Frankenstein monster always played second fiddle to Count Chocula, & it’s pretty easy to figure out why. It’s not so much the fact that he had a creepy, high pitched voice. I think that was intentional. No, it’s the fact that his head is shaped like a butt. Look at it. It’s ridiculous. It looks exactly like Jennifer Aniston’s butt when she…
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Breakfast Cereal Limbo February 2, 2002

I think that’s the coolest thing ever. Don’t ever spend the amount of time I did making sure that this first post went up on this exact date on ANYTHING EVER. Right, now let’s get this party started. Breakfast cereal is one of the main foundations of this website’s very existence. If little Mikey hadn’t done the Life cereal commercials, he wouldn’t have gotten so famous. And if he hadn’t gotten so famous, playground-going children all across America wouldn’t have passed along the story of how he exploded after mixing Poprocks with Coke with nearly as much fear or suspicion. And if that hadn’t happened, this website would probably have a really stupid name. So it’s only natural that we kick things off with the most important meal of the day. Actually, for me, cereal was more of a snack food than a breakfast food, & it still is. Right…